Our Mission Statement

We here at "Fire Armond White" believe some very simple things. One, that film criticism can be valid and not result to bullying; Two, that internet opinions simply because they are on the internet does not mean they are automatically invalid; and Three, the Armond White is quite possibly the worst film critic on the planet.

I say "possibly" because I live in America and cannot vouch for the film critics in, say, Papua New Guinea (that being said, I hear their version of RottenTomatoes, best translated as Unpleasant Pineapple, is much more intuitive than ours)

That's not to say we have anything specifically against only Armond White. We hate others, too.

Like Earl Dittman. I fully support an Earl Dittman/Armond White At the Movies. It would be like The Odd Couple mixed with Fraiser. With a more pretentious vocabulary.

Best Regards,
indy42